Wednesday, May 27, 2020

Killing Feminism - Like a Girl

Feminism /ˈfɛmɪnɪz(ə)m/ the advocacy of women's rights on the ground of the equality of the sexes.

“Real queens fix each other’s crown, She needed a hero so she became one, Like a girl” it is an indubitable truth that you have heard one of these clichéd feminist quotes, if you haven’t been living under a rock. The feminism that we know as of today is a unique amalgamation of decades worth of gruelling fight against the bigoted society and the generation Z led #MeToo movements. From Margaret Sanger and Savitribai Phule struggles for basic voting, driving and educational rights to Malala Yusuf, Jameela Jamil and Emma Watson fearless advocation of equality in all aspects. Feminism, in true sense has travelled miles and still has are very long way to go.

But when information trickles down from one node (generation) to another it attains a different form, a form it was never meant to be, like a twisted game of Chinese Whisper and feminism has suffered the same fate. Though, in broader sense it still stands for ‘equality of the sexes’, feminism has somewhat lost its momentum owing to its misuse by pseudo-feminists. A face of feminism which thrives at the plight of other genders and uses the gender card to get an easy way out, a face that shouts when a poor ’ol lad sits in women only seats and remains mum at the site of her uncle raping her aunt, a face that shouts for women but remains mum for men, gays and lesbians, a face that puts women above all genders.

Pseudo-feminism is a cross for the feminists to bear which discredits every ounce of hardships they actually have to face just for that extra dollar an hour, just for that job interview, just for staying late at that party and just for that classroom program that she earned a full scholarship for. And all this in the name of ‘She is doing it for attention’, ‘She is doing it to get her way’, ‘These feminists man’, ‘Men suffer too’ and numerous such fickle-minded excuses.

Not that long ago all our Instagram was flooded with The Boys Locker Room stories, people from across the genders, ages and platform came out to support the girls against the misogynist teen chats and rape threats. There were stories, posts and videos after videos empowering these girls and condemning the boys for their odious behaviour but all of this disappeared in thin air soon after the real culprit behind the threat – a girl – was mentioned and the support stories turned into ‘men also suffer’, ‘fake feminism’ and ‘why I hate feminists’ stories. But why? Does the involvement of a girl in the case nullify the gravity of under-age girls being objectified, does it disapprove the fact that 1000s of innocents are raped country wide and does it disapprove the down-trodden condition of women in this country? No, it certainly does not and of all the things it only highlights the meek state of women as they are to be wronged only by men to actually suffer and gain empathy.

Hence, just like that yet another case which could have taught us the barbaric yet prime lesson of respecting each gender and their choices equally was turned into the classic case of killing feminism at the hand of pseudo feminists.

So, for the burgeon of feminism annihilation of misinformed gender-movements is imperative. Feminism is a lot of things but it’s certainly not the practice of stomping others for the sake of flourishing. It preaches nothing but equality, a flat platform for all the genders, a platform from which everyone can take off towards their dream without the prejudice of gender, because it is high time we view gender as a spectrum instead of two sets of opposing ideals.


Tuesday, May 12, 2020

Afterlife: An Ideal Dimension (Part 2)

“Sir, the tunnel was dug from the other side and we are working to find where it leads,” said the man from the investigation team.

“Work on it fast! I want the report regarding the tunnel and the IP address of the phone number used to make the last call on this phone in my hand in the next hour. Am I clear?” James instructed his juniors in a stern tone. Everyone immediately dispersed to perform the task at hand and form a cumulative report regarding the same as soon as possible. After an hour, the report was James’s hand and his doubts turned into reality, it was exactly as he thought it would be. The IP address of the phone call and the other end of the tunnel lead to the same place, Block C, 23/78 Central street Cairo. The epicentre of this plan. 

The whole picture was in front of James and his intel team, it was as clear as the summers sky, a picture so clear that it appeared to be speaking for itself. “A group of thugs who are big artefact smuggler-cum-mafia have centred themselves at the given address, a place just a block away from the museum. They first studied the museum, the area around it and its security inside-out, its weaknesses and strengths. Then they devised a suitable plan which included, getting the tunnel ready for their secret entry without being taped in any CCTV, it must have taken a month or two to dig from there temporary residence to this washroom. Thereafter they hacked into the central surveillance system and tampered the CCTV footage which gave them a 30-minute blind-spot window and between this time they unhinged the washroom door, entered the ‘Valley of the Kings’, robbed the original antiquities and replaced them with fake ones and exited the building leaving behind almost no clues.” James explained to his team.

“No clue except their mobile phone, which they must have dropped by mistake,” Cremers added.



“Exactly! Now all we have to do is bust these idiot-savants in their dens, recover our valuables and see them in black and white striped uniforms begging for their lives.” James said with a strange grin on his face. “Let’s go, boys, it’s time to smash doors!” James, his personal squad, two undercover police vans and an empty truck left for Block C, 23/78 Central street Cairo along with Ton Cremers and his trusty old friend-cum-colleague Richards Gross. The museum security duo waited outside the robber’s centre as they saw James and his team break into the rather isolated villa on a busy street. Within a matter of few minutes James and his squad was out of that place along-with 5 men with their hands cuffed behind their backs and masks on their faces. “Mission successful Cremer!” 

“No! No! don’t fall for his act, it’s all a big scam! He is Van Dijk not—” shouted one of the robbers in a very familiar voice.

“Oh, shut up! Put them in the van, these skunks!” James ordered his subordinates. “A room-full of valuable antiquities have been recovered, wanna have a look Ton and Richards? Come on in…” James, Ton and Richards stood inside a room full of are facts worth a little less than a quarter of a billion. The glint from these antiquities captivated the three until, Helsinki the truck driver honked them back into consciousness.

“Let’s get these beauties loaded to the truck and return them home safe, shall we?” said James. The truck was quickly loaded with the artefacts and directed towards the museum along with the police van containing the robbers. The artefacts from the truck were unloaded and replaced by the one in the museum.

“Thank you for your valuable assistance Mr. Cremers, without your determined and positive attitude we wouldn’t have solved this case so speedily.”

“Sir, it was my duty to protect the museum and its belongings, by the way what will you do with this truck-load of fake artefacts?”

“Nothing too interesting, will just drop them at a friend’s recycling cabin, in the countryside and these robbers at the federal jail on the way.”

“Oh! That’s sounds interesting, I have never seen a real jail, would you mind if I assist you?” asked Cremer.

“Sorry! Dear friend, this is a very crucial and secretive job I cannot risk you into this, I hope you understand. See you soon, take care!”

“Yeah, sure sir we understand have a safe drive there. See you.” Cremers and Gross said waving their arms. 

“Mr. James Hayes, is such a prodigy! He solved the mystery with a snap of the finger. He knew each detail as if he was himself a part of this plan. Isn’t he?” “Yes, Cremers he indeed is.” 

The lives of these museum security guards had gone back to normal just for a day and they heard another ground-breaking news headline flash, “James Hayes—the special agent-in-charge with the Egypt Immigration and Customs Enforcement and Homeland Security Investigations, found dead in a road accident inside an empty truck, en route the federal jail to turn in the robbers of the recent ‘Museum Heist’. Speculations are, that the robbers and their Gang-Lord VD, is behind this grieve loss.” 

Cremer stood there frozen like a rock, his new yet very dear friend, with whom he spoke just a day prior was no more. The whole museum security staff who was so impressed by this young man’s acumen was at loss of words. They all attended his open casket funeral and offered their heartfelt condolences to Hayes family. As Cremer walked up to his friends’ casket to offer his thoughts and prayers, he noticed something unusual, Hayes’s appearance had changed, yet again, he didn’t resemble himself from yesterday rather looked exactly how Cremer had pictured him on the first day of meeting but once again he freed himself of the trivial thoughts he had about James’s appearance and calmed himself thinking the accident might have been the reason.

Little did he know that he was right, damn right both the times. He was being tricked with his eyes wide open yet it never dawned upon him up until June, the time of quarterly museum maintenance, where archaeologists come-in to check upon these valuables antiquities and revamp the ones in bad condition. It was the third day of June, archaeologists Dr. Arthur Foley came-in and started to run his tests and check-ups on the ancient artefacts and the words that came out of his mouth were the end of the world for Cremer and his team, the team that boasted about having saved art worth millions was duped. All the artefacts that they had retrieved from the robbers was FAKE, yes, they were mere lumps of POPs standing tall amidst the National Egyptian History Museum’s imperial building. 



It was at this moment that it dawned upon Cremer, how well he had been played by the smuggler-gang-lord VD, Van Dijk, the young and fine dupe version of James Hayes. A man who had the guts to play the man who was behind him and his empire and disappeared very nimbly with artefacts worth millions, finishing the chapter of the real, honest hardworking and an ideal HSI inspector, James Hayes by posing him as the robber. Cremers, his team and the Hayes family were left with nothing but bitter memories of being mugged and tons of POP, paint and fake jewels.


Ancient Egyptians considered the afterlife as an ideal dimension in its peace, delight, and bliss. There were no hardships, rivalry or any negative emotions in the spiritual realm. The dimension was referred to commonly as the Field of Offerings or the Field of Rushes. A dimension in which the dead-ones would enjoy all the wealth and riches they were usually buried with, in their sarcophagi and it stills holds true for Van Dijk, in modern civilisation, who was enjoying the wealth and riches of the antiquities its fake self, the young and fine James Hayes was buried with, in his fake death.

Afterlife: An Ideal Dimension (Part 1)

“Richards Gross calling Ton Cremers. Ton, come in. Come in Ton…” the walkie talkie echoed inside the large cabin labelled, ‘Head of Museum Security’.

“Go for Ton. I’m listening.” He said taking a big bite out of his perfectly buttered bagel.  

“There is an unusual sight at ‘Valley of Kings’ ground floor, West Wing. Do you copy? 

“Loud and clear, heading West. Gross this better not be a visitors gimmick, like last month. Out.” Ton said hastily finishing his bagel as he headed downstairs. 

Home to the oldest Ancient Seven Wonders of the World, Egypt is the most famous of all historical sites in the world. For almost 30 centuries, Egypt was the preeminent civilization in the Mediterranean world and has managed to preserve its charm in the beauty of its unparalleled art, the accomplishment of its architecture or the richness of its religious traditions. Egypt’s majesty has always entranced archaeologists, historians and millions of tourists. 

The National Egyptian History Museum, located in the heart of the capital city, Cairo, is one such place. Thousands of visitors from around the world pour in at the museum each day to experience the essence of these captivating artefacts. This multidisciplinary museum which has some rare collections from several disciplines such as history, archaeology and arts has a grand imperial building with a colossal entrance and a magnificent front garden and spreads across 17.9 acres of land exemplifying classical architecture with modern details. This magnificent building accommodates an extensive collection of extremely valuable ancient Egyptian antiquities ranging from the sarcophagi (Egyptian artistic coffins) of great emperors like Tutankhamun, Irunefer, Mastaba, their mummified remains and around 120,000 antique artefacts including Tutankhamun’s Mask, The Grave Mask of king Amenemope, Narmer Palette, Statues of Khafra, Khufu, Menkaure and legions of similar objet d'art. This abundant fortune has not only incessantly stunned the travellers but has also held in thrall the biggest smugglers.


The museum has witnessed small burglaries in the past but since then the Government has taken stern measures to up the security levels. The museum has been installed with numerous 24x7 CCTV cameras, laser detectors and has a multilevel team of security guards for the entrance, main building and the exit. Ton Cremers, the head of the security team of the museum for almost 5 years was a slightly plump middle-aged man with the temper of a sun-bear and the wits of an orangutan, believed that with his team of 15 highly competent guards and technology as their trusty assistant, the National Egyptian History Museum could easily qualify as one of the safest museums around the world. Today was the day he was about to be proven wrong… absolutely wrong and in such a manner that it would mark history.  

“Yes Richards, what’s the unusual site? Is the mummy of King Tutankhamun asking for a bagel? If yes, then get us a sesame one with decaf to go along.” Ton remarked in jest. 

“Seriously dude? Is he the Head of Security at this place, geez…? I can do his job—”  

“This is Nikita, she informed us about it all” Richards said trying not to infuriate Cremers. 

“Oh yeah dude, what exactly did you site? You little punk” Ton said bending over towards Nikita, a 15 years old solo visitor.

“The Tuta…ankha…muns coffin right there got a cell phone and it has been ringing like every 40 minutes. First, I thought that ‘Yo man, this is crazy Egyptians had cells, damn!’ but then when it started ringing, I was like what? Wait a minute this is getting sketchy and I informed my man Richards right here and then he called you.”

“A cell phone inside a sarcophagus? That’s not possible. They haven’t been touched since the last quarterly maintenance. Richards, did you actually see or hear the mobile phone ring?”

“Yes sir, I, in fact, did hear it ring. That’s why I informed you.”

“Did you cross-check with the lost and found Richards, someone must have dropped it by mistake—” 

Trin-trin… trin-trin… cell phone starts to ring again, the iconic cell phone ringer tune, known by almost everyone baffled the two guards as they inspected their surroundings but to their surprise, the sound was indeed coming from Tutankhamun's sarcophagus. Stumped by this unusual occurring, Cremers walked towards the coffin passed the laser barricades with his all access pass and peeped inside the sarcophagus, to only confirm their strangest doubt. He extended his masculine arm and reached for the cell phone which was still ringing.

“Hello…” he answered the call hesitantly.

“Hey! Did you give your mother the speakers? Don’t forget to bring the toys for the kids. Come back soon honey, I’m waiting. Beware of your dad, you know he is watching. B-Bye… bleep” said the female human-like yet very mechanical voice and the call ended before Cremers could answer or utter even a single word.

“Well, who was it? Was it the owner of the cell asking to return it? Why didn’t you tell him to collect it from the lost and found—”

“Excuse me Richards, but I am getting late for my movie show, I just came in here to pass a little time, not to play Sherlock Holmes, so I better get going. OK?” 

“Ok, Nikita you can leave for now but we’ll need your phone number in case we need your statements for further investigation.” Said Cremers with a bewildered look on his face.

“Geez! Am I in some kind of trouble? I swear I didn’t do anything in here—”

“Relax kid, you have got nothing to worry about. We are taking your number only for the precautionary measures. Richards please take down his number and let this young lad go.”

“Okay Mr Cremers, my number is (555) 657-782. Is that it? Bye and have a nice day…”

“Thanks, son, have a good day.” Richards said and quickly turned towards Cremers “Further investigation? Of what?”

“The female that answered the phone sounded a bit off, you know those mechanical voice generators, it sounded more of that. Also, she hurriedly said something about giving the mother the speakers, bringing toys for her kids, being careful of the father who is watching everything and to come home soon. Something about all this doesn’t make sense and she even cut the phone before listening to the reply. It’s strange, isn’t it Richards?”

“Well you can call her back and ask her who she is and how did she leave this phone here?”

“Yeah you are right Gross, let me call her back” Cremers open the call log and dials the last contacted number and puts the phone on speaker.

“The number you have dialled isn’t reachable. Please check the number you have dialled or call again later. Beep….” Said the automated voice reply.

“This keeps getting stranger and stranger, isn’t it Richards? First, a mobile phone is found deep-seated in Tutankhamun's coffin which is beyond the physical reach of the general public and hasn’t been touched since March, then a woman gives an anagrammatic message and now her phone isn’t reachable. What is the matter behind all of this?”

“I think someone is trying to mess with us, maybe it is just a prank…”

“I hope so. Well, now you may return to your duty and I’ll hand this over at the Lost & Found and check this areas CCTV footage in my cabin and maybe I’ll find the answer behind the sudden appearance of this strange phone.”

“Okay, sir. As you say.”



Richards returned to his duty and Cremers scanned the entire CCTV footage of previous evening and today morning only to be left with no evidence at all which would explain the abrupt appearance of that cell phone. He enquired his whole security team, the Lost & Found department, the cafeteria, the maintenance and in-house daily cleaning staff but had no luck at all in retrieving any information about that sweet-devil of a phone. 

Days passed and no significant development seemed to happen in this case and everyone forgot about it. Everyone, but Cremers, he was convinced that there’s a big conspiracy behind all of it and the occurrence of the cell wasn’t a mere accident but due to the lack of evidence he couldn’t prove it. This event never appeared to slip off his mind and was stuck to the back of his brain like a piece of chewing gum to the bottom of a shoe. 

On one fine calmly-chaotic Tuesday evening, news flashed on prime-time headlines, ‘“Ground-breaking case for Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) — it is the first time an alleged cultural property network has been dismantled at Egypt. Remains of an ancient mummy were chopped and placed inside a stereo-speaker and was illegally being trafficked to Bilbeis city,” said James Hayes, the new special agent-in-charge with the Egypt Immigration and Customs Enforcement and Homeland Security Investigations.’ Cremers memory snapped, it all made sense now. He sprung out of his sofa like a lion and pounced upon the pen and paper like it were prey. Adamant to solve this mystery he tried to jot down the exact information that the woman gave over that phone.

“Come on… come on… you are gonna do this. Aghhh! What was it? Speaker… mother… toys… and… and…? YES! ‘Did you give the speakers to the mother and get the kids some toys. Come back soon honey, I am waiting for you. Beware of your father he is watching,’ YES! YES! It’s over for you now. I’m gonna get you.” Cremers happiness knew no bounds, he couldn’t wait for the next day. He spent his entire night looking for and being impressed by James Hayes’s life time-line, his previous work and experience, his working methodology, his education and his office’s address and writing down all the possible plans and ways to find the real thug behind it all.

Next morning, he reached the museum at exact 8 in the morning, went in the Lost & Found department and got ‘that phone’. He quickly informed Richards about his findings and made him in-charge for the time being. He hurriedly sat himself in his car and went to the HSI office, he had already booked the first appointment of the day with James at 9 and eagerly waited in the hallway for his chance to arrive. As the clock struck 9 and James’s assistant called for Mr. Cremers, he quickly got off and entered the cabin.

“May I come in?” Cremers said opening the door halfway. He was taken aback by James’s appearance, the large number of accomplishments and the stature of his position along with the numerous google images and the face he saw on the prime-time headline didn’t quite seem to match with the very young appearing man, sitting behind the neatly organised profligate-looking teak-wood table in a crisp posh deep blue suit working on his immaculate desktop PC.

“Yes Mr. Cremers, kindly do. Please seat yourself. So, my assistant tells me that you are here regarding the recent cultural trafficking case.”

“Yes Mr. Hayes, I surely am” Cremer said hesitantly, freeing himself of the trivial thoughts he had about James’s appearance. People often alter their appearance at this point in life, he thought to himself and started to discuss his findings and deductions about the artefact trafficking racket with James. 

Cremer explained how the perplexing phone call on a phone that magically appeared at the museum closely interconnected with the current case and further the thugs might be in the pursuit of gathering more toys that is the artefact to sell in the black markets, speaker for mother that is the mummies to sell to pharmacies that manufacture ‘mummy powder’ which is believed to have medicinal properties that provide eternal life and finally how precautious they are of their fathers that is the intel police regarding the whole scam. James was stunned, he was in a state of utter awe for a moment.

“You Sir are without a doubt one hell of a dedicated security individual! Your inferences can surely play a vital role in the further investigation, kindly leave this file-work and the cell phone with me so that I can pass it on to higher authorities and devise a quick action plan combining your report, intel from our men and the confessions of the smuggler who was caught red handed. It was my pleasure meeting you. Thank you so much for stopping by and don’t forget to share your contact card with my assistant. We’ll surely be working on this case together in the near future.”

“Mr. Hayes the honour’s all mine, finding an opportunity to work with special agent-in-charge of HSI is once in a life-time thing. Thank you for your time. Good day.” Cremer said as he got off the chair, shook James’s hand and exited his cabin.

Returning to the museum he felt proud of himself and had a cheerful grin on his face throughout the drive. When he reached the museum, he found Richards eagerly waiting for him in his cabin.

“How did it go? Did you solve the case?” he asked in a single breath. 

“Calm down… I have handed over my file-work to James Hayes, he’ll look into it and let me know. He even offered me to work along him on this case.”

“Wow, that is remarkable! Mr. Cremers the whole security squad is proud of you…” Cremers smiled and shook Richards hand, “and so am I” he added to it. 

“Now let us all get back to our duties the smuggler might in hot pursuit of the ‘Toys’.” Cremers said in a jest leading Richards out of his office. The following days the security team worked with more attentiveness than an eagle, even the CCTV cameras and lasers sensors were on their best comportment. It had merely been a week, since Hayes and Cremers meeting and he received a phone call confirming a day and time to shut the museum for Mr. Hayes to visit it for investigation. This conversation charged Cremers with all the more enthusiasm to solve the mystery and cut the roots of this smuggling gang. The next day sharp at 10, the front driveway of this imperial building was flooded with cars and vans of the federal police, software-intelligence department and Hayes personal team. 

“Welcome Mr. James, I am delighted by the speedy investigation that is taking place over this case.” Said Cremers shaking James’s hand. 

“It has been possible only because of your key findings Mr. Ton, let’s go in and get started with the investigation, shall we?” 

“By all means Sir.”

“So, can you show the exact location where you said you found the cell”

“Yeah, sure. Please follow me.” 

Cremers showed the investigation team the exact location. The software-intelligence department analysed the CCTV footage facing the crime area and others around the museum. It was deduced that all the CCTV footage of the night before the discovering of the cell-phone has been tampered with and a fake one had been played over the real time one by hacking it from within the building. This provided the robbers with a window of 30 mins to execute their plan. Now the question arises that at night the museum is fully locked down with two guards each at the entry and exit gates of the property, then how did the robbers enter the property? James’s personal team and the federal police were adamant to find this secret entry and exit passage of the robbers. The blueprint of the museum was studied and it took no longer than an hour for the team to bust this secret passage.

 “Found it!” a man from the team exclaimed from the washroom. The whole team rushed towards the area and to their surprise a tunnel had been dug, beneath an out-of-work washroom.

“What? How can this be possibly happening? This washroom has been out of order for almost a month now and has been locked since then, how did they even get in and out of a locked room?” Cremer shrieked in panic.

(To be continued...)

Monday, May 4, 2020

An Astronaut's Guide to Self-Isolation on Earth

“Life would have been a bliss, if there were four days of weekend in a week!” this thought has crossed each-one of our minds at least once in our lives, if not every Monday while getting up from that cosy-Sunday-sleep. I wouldn’t be wrong if I called us humans the biggest hypocrites of all-time, as our hypocrisy is deeply reflected in our actions during this world-wide pandemic led self-quarantine. Instead of utilising this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity —pandemic not being the most ideal scenario— to catch up with your hobbies, sleeping schedule, pending work, unfinished books or learning a new skill or spending time with your loved ones or maybe just finishing a Netflix series. We are finding it hard, extremely hard to maintain our sanity whilst being locked in our sweet haven of WIFI enabled and snack stocked homes. And this behaviour of ours, is exactly why we are in desperate need of an astronaut's guide to self-isolation on Earth.

Astronauts can prove to be our best intercelestial-yet-earthly guides for times like this, owing to their first-hand experiences in living inside cramped spaces, in solidarity for a prolonged period of time. Numerous former NASA astronauts have been interviewed about the same and they all outline, more or less the same points. Scott Kelly, a retired NASA cosmonaut, who spent 520 days in space, including a full year on the International Space Station (ISS), says that his 5 point ‘S-P-A-C-E Survival’ mantra helped him enjoy and maintain his rationality during this un-quittable job of his.


In a challenging moment like the one we are living through now, a time where the whole globe is under the grieve attack of yet-to-be-cured ‘CoronaVirus’, or officially known as the ‘Covid-19’, each action is a decisive one, a decision between life and death. Doctors and researchers of the nationally and internationally recognised institutions, like AIIMS, IMC, AMA and WHO, have recommended social distancing or self-imposed quarantine as the only way out of this epidemic, keeping the increasing number of corona infected cases across the world —in the absence of a sure-shot cure— in mind. Hence, the governments across the world have imposed nationwide-quarantine, schools and universities are shut or conducting online classes; malls, restaurants, worship-centres, amusement parks, zoos, movie theatres and other public-places are shut; companies are advised to allow their employees to work from home and adopt strict preventive measures; only the basic necessity providers such as the grocers, vegetable vendors, pharmacists, police, media, doctors and nurses —our heroes without cape— are allowed to function, that also under strict sanitized environment. All of this, along with timely mass sanitization drives, PSAs, financial schemes —for the hand-to-mouth and underprivileged sections— and a lot more is being done for our safety and well-being, with only one expectation from us, and that is to follow the order of self-quarantine which will help in breaking the chain of the physically transmitted Covid-19.

So, as we all confine ourselves at home to help stop the spread of Coronavirus and to survive this pandemic, here is the 5 point ‘S-P-A-C-E Survival’ mantra from someone who has been there, which must be followed with immediate effect by each-one of us. The word SPACE, for Scott Kelly, is a short for:


  • S: Schedule
  • P: Pace yourself
  • A: A hobby
  • C: Connect
  • E: Experts are right!

Schedule is something that will definitely help us and our families in maintaining a perfect work-leisure balance. Usually on the space stations, an astronaut’s time is tightly scheduled from the moment they wake up till the time they sleep. This provides a structure to their lives and bars them from being bored. Similarly, when at home, following a plan will not only permit you to finish all of your work on time but also allow you to spend quality time with family.

Pacing yourself, when at work we intend to complete the assigned task in the least possible amount of time but when in space, you know you are in for this a long haul thus astronauts tend to slow their pace and enjoy each activity to the fullest. This not only keeps us occupied but also improves the quality of the work. Hence, when at home try doing things more meticulously, spend a little longer watering your plants, let the food simmer a bit more, spend that extra minute to pray and take a little longer to finish that sketch or book or series.

A hobby is a must, says Mr. Kelly, the quiet and absorption of such times is priceless. Astronauts without failing utilise these while in space to develop a new skill or hobby, be it painting, playing an instrument, reading numerous books or maintaining journals. Again, the same can be done during self-isolation as it is the best use of ones idle time, it works both ways by not only providing you entertainment but also adding to your skillset.

Connect, scientist have found that prolonged isolation is damaging not only to our mental health but also weakens our immunity system, thus connecting and spending time with people is a must. Be it a conference call with your colleagues, or a group video call with friends or just an over-the-dinner family conversation, so it’s worth spending a little time on socialising (not by moving out of the house but via technology) every day — it might actually help you fight off the viruses.

Experts are right! When on a space shuttle not trusting the rocket scientists and engineers is not an option, as one wrong command can cause you your life, says Mr. Kelly and during times like present the same applies to earthly beings as well. We have to seek knowledge from those who know the most and listen to them. Social media and other poorly vetted sources can be transmitters of misinformation just as handshakes transmit viruses, thus our facts must come from reputable and reliable sources like WHO. So, when you are advised to wash your hands properly, use sanitizers, stay home, eat healthy, get yourselves tested only and only if you have the symptoms and most importantly not to PANIC, you better listen because after all they are experts for a reason.

Hoping this astronaut’s guide to self-isolation will cure man's hypocrisy, and we all live to see that Monday which again compels us to think, “Life would have been a bliss, if there were four days of the weekend in a week!”

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Pilot


“Wake, College, Eat, Sleep” these four prosaic words would have crossed my mind, if you were to ask me about my pre-quarantine life. A rat race running towards the unfathomable future, following the melancholic and mundane socially-acceptable path. A pavé leading to societal happiness and success, unbothered by its calamitous consequences on the environment, human relations and eudaimonia. No doubt, being a college student, my life had wads of zestful moments bestrewed meticulously thought-out the days ranging from street-food binging sessions with friends to hot monde dinner with family, from exploring purani dilli to extravagant vacations and the list goes on and on. Yet, amongst all this frolic I never seemed to catch a break from the daily grind and the long for worldly happiness.


However, the man can run all that he wants, only to realise that all this while he’d been running in circles around mother nature’s pinkie. This dawned upon us on the 11th of March 2020, the ever-so-moving world came to a standstill when the nature shouted CORONA VIRUS bold and clear on our faces. The most fatal virus since Ebola, the Corona Virus was declared a world-wide pandemic by WHO sending nations after nations in country-wide lockdowns disorienting the whole economic and industrial scenario. Corona without any hesitation is a deplorable phenomenon which has not only costed us billions on the economic front but also millions of precious lives and is nothing but an appalling and misfortunate event.   

Nevertheless, there are a few good things that have happened because of this quarantine. As we cut ties with the external world, we now have the time to establish new bonds with our inner-self whilst the nature heals herself. So, jumping on the bandwagon of introspection and eudaimonia here I am with my blog, “Living Life One Blog at a Time”. A platform for me to present my candid thoughts and quarantine life updates.

Looking forward to provide you with a fun reading experience :)

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